A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort."
"Dune" artwork by John Schoenherr
I will not fear. Fear is the mind killer.
the pizza was always coming. a foreshadowing of Johnny’s tragic yet inevitable demise.
you’re tearing me apart pizza
Guys, you’re missing the amazing symbolism here. Lisa poses a question to Johnny, asking if he wants a pizza. This implies that he has a choice. He decides he doesn’t care and makes no decision, only to learn one was made for him long before the question was even asked. In truth, he never had that choice; Lisa has already set him on his path. This is symbolic of his impending ruin at her hands; and his apathetic answer to her question shows he is already resigned to his destruction. Tommy Wiseau is a genius!