"When people were in serious trouble they went to a witch.*
* Sometimes, of course, to say, “please stop doing it."
— Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum (via gottaquoteit)
"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."
— Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)
"People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
(Source: cachaemic, via shulamithbond)